Sleeping at Sunday School (joke)

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Joanne wasn't the best student at Sunday school. She often fell asleep during class and one day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question. "Who is the creator of the universe?" Joe was sitting next to Joanne and decided to poke her with a pin to wake her up. Joanne jumped and yelled, "God almighty!" The teacher congratulated her. A little later the teacher asked her another question, "Tell me who is our lord and savior?" Joe poked Joanne again and she yelled out, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher congratulated her again. Later on the teacher asked, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 26th child?" Joe poked Joanne again and she shouted, "If you stick that thing in me again, I'll break it in half and stick it in your ear!"


  1. Great... will share it with my Knights of Columbus Brothers.


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