OK, you know that 666 is the Number of the Beast, but did you know that:
|660||Approximate number of the Beast|
|DCLXVI||Roman numeral of the Beast|
|666.0000||Number of the High Precision Beast|
|0.666||Number of the Millibeast|
|/666||Beast Common Denominator|
|1010011010||Binary of the Beast|
|Beast1-666||Area code of the Beast|
|00666||Postcode of the Beast|
|1-900-666-0666||Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.|
|$665.95||Retail price of the Beast|
|$699.25||Price of the Beast plus sales tax|
|$769.95||Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul|
|$656.66||Target price of the Beast|
|Route 666||Way of the Beast|
|666F||Oven temperature for roast Beast|
|666mg||Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast|
|Netscape 6.66||BetaBrowser of the Beast|
|i66686||CPU of the Beast|
|666I||BMW of the Beast|
|668||Next-door neighbour of the Beast|
Two Jewish friends pass a Catholic Church on which a large poster addresses non-Catholics: "Come to us, accept Catholicism, and you instantly get $30,000 in cash!" While walking away, the two friends become engaged in a debate about whether the offer is meant seriously. A week later the two friends meet again in front of the same church, and one of them confides to the other: "I still wonder if that offer is serious." the other replies condescendingly: "Ah you Jews, all you think about is money!"
"Of course, child. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Hide it under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next please."