Frankincense Christmas Joke

Frankincense Christmas Joke

7 Year Old Dylan and the Priest Joke

image: little boy seven years old
After the Christmas church service, seven year old Dylan said to the priest, 'When I am grow up, I'm going to give you some money.'

'Well, thank you, 'the priest replied, 'but why?'

'Because my father says that you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had.'


Little Johnny at Christmas Mass (Joke)

image: church
Young Johnny was spending Christmas with his grandparents.  On Christmas morning the family went to church.  While they were waiting to go in Johnny just starred at all the pictures along the vestibule walls. When he came to a group of photos of men in uniform, he asked a nearby verger, 'Who are all those men in the photos?'

The verger replied, 'Why, those are our boys who died in the military service'.

Confused, Johnny asked, 'Was it the Midnight Mass or the Christmas Day service?'

Hotel Hell

Palm tree
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules, so the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email....

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife Subject: I’ve Arrived Date: January, 24th; 2013
I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I’ve just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here

Thanks Tom M.