Some Day I'll be Pope

image: Pope Bird

Religion Salesman Cartoon

Image: Religion Salesman

Jesus, Moses, and an Old Man Joke

image: golf course
Moses, Jesus, and an old man are playing golf. The first one to tee off is Moses. He smacks the ball and it is heading right for the water before the green. Moses raises his club, the water parts, and the ball makes it to the green. Jesus gets ready to swing, smashes it out, and it is headed for the water. Jesus closes his eyes and prays silently. The ball skips across the water and lands right on the green one foot from the hole. The old man's turn comes and he drives the ball into the sky. The ball looks like it is going to drop directly in the water. A fish jumps from the water swallowing the ball, as a hawk drops from the sky, grabbing the fish. As the hawk flies over the green, a bolt of lightning strikes the hawk, making it drop the fish. As the fish hits the green, it spits out the ball and the ball rolls into the hole, making a hole in one. Jesus looks at Moses and says, "I really think I'm leaving Father at home next time!"