A Young Girl, a Teacher, and Jonah
The teacher remarked it was impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very huge mammal their throat was very small.
The young girl stated Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
The teacher repeated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible.
The ypung girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The young girl replied, "Then you ask him."