A Rabbi in the Confessional (joke)

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A priest had a family emergency and had to leave town for a few days. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he had know idea what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he would stay with him for a bit and show him the ropes. The rabbi and the priest are in the confessional and after a few minutes a woman comes in and says "Father forgive me for I have sinned." The priest asks "What is your sin?" The woman says "I committed adultery." Priest: "How many times?" Woman: "Three." Priest: "Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the poor box and go and sin no more." A few minutes later a man enters the confessional. He says "Father forgive me for I have sinned." Priest: "What is your sin?" Man: "I committed adultery." Priest:"How many times?" Man: "Three." Priest: "Say two Hail Mary's put $5 in the poor box and go and sin no more." The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's got it so the priest leaves. A few minutes later another woman enters and says "Father forgive me for I have sinned." Rabbi: "What is your sin?" Woman: "I committed adultery." Rabbi: "How many times?" Woman: "Once." Rabbi: "Go do it two more times. We have a special this week, three for $5."

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