The Priest and the lawnmower joke

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A priest buys a gas lawnmower from a neighbor of his, but he can't get it to run. He goes to his neighbor and says, "Why can't I get the lawnmower to work?"

The neighbor says, "I forgot to tell you that it only works if you curse at it."

The priest says, "But, I haven't said a curse word in over thirty years!"

The neighbor says, "In that case, just keep trying to start it. It'll all come back to you!"

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