The Priest and the Attractive Housekeeper Joke

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An older priest invited a young priest over for dinner.  During the meal, the young priest couldn't help but notice how attractive the housekeeper was....she was a stunning beauty and she flirted with the older priest often. Over the course of the evening, he started to wonder if there was more between the older priest and the shapely housekeeper than met the eye.

Reading the young priest's thoughts, the older priest volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you my relationship with my housekeeper is only professional.

About a month later the housekeeper went to the older priest and said, "Father, ever since the young Father came to visit, I have been unable to locate the silver gravy ladle.  You don't think he took it, do you?"  The priest said, "Well, I seriously doubt it, but I'll write him a letter to be sure."  So he sat down and wrote, "Dear Father, I'm not saying that you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle.  But fact remains that it has been missing ever since your visit."

A few days later, the older priest received a letter from the younger priest which read, "Dear Father, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with your housekeeper, and I'm not saying you 'do not' sleep with your housekeeper.  But the fact remains that if you were sleeping in your own bed, you would have found the gravy ladle by now."

1 comment:

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