The Farmer, a Priest, and a Pooch

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A farmer by the name of O'Malley lived alone outside of Dublin except for a pet dog he loved very much. The dog finally died and O'Malley went to his parish priest, saying "Father, my dog has died. Could you possibly be saying a mass for the poor animal?"
Father Stephen told the farmer "No, we can't have services for a dog in the church, but I'll tell you what, there's a new denomination about a mile up the road, and there is no telling what they believe in, but maybe they'll do something for your dog."

O'Malley said "I'll go right now. By the way, do you think $10,000 is enough to donate for the service?"

Father Stephen replied "Why didn't you tell me your dog was Catholic?!"

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