The Farmer, a Priest, and a Pooch
Father Stephen told the farmer "No, we can't have services for a dog in the church, but I'll tell you what, there's a new denomination about a mile up the road, and there is no telling what they believe in, but maybe they'll do something for your dog."
O'Malley said "I'll go right now. By the way, do you think $10,000 is enough to donate for the service?"
Father Stephen replied "Why didn't you tell me your dog was Catholic?!"