One Helluva Good Sermon Joke

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A good ol' boy went to church one Sunday. After the service he said to the priest, "Father, that was one helluva good sermon you gave today!"

"I'm glad you enjoyed it," said the priest. But I wish you wouldn't use bad language when expressing yourself."

"I can't help it," said the country boy. "I swear a lot but I liked your sermon so much I put a damm $100 bill in the collection basket."

"You're shitting me?!" replied the priest.

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