Jesus and the Redneck Joke
The Irishman looked down the bar and said, "Is that Jesus sitting down there near the end of the bar?"
The bartender responded, “Yes.” and the Irishman told him to buy Jesus a glass of whiskey.
The next customer was a sickly Italian with a bad back. He slowly walked up to the bar stool and asked for a glass of white wine. He also looked down the bar and asked if that was Jesus sitting at the end of the bar. The bartender nodded and the Italian said to give Him a glass of white wine as well.
The third customer, a redneck, walked in and yelled. "Bar-tender, set me up with a cold beer.” Then he asked if in fact that was Jesus sitting at the end of the bar. The bartender nodded, and the redneck told him to give Jesus a cold beer on his tab.
As Jesus got up to leave the bar, he walked over to the Irishman and touched him on the leg and said, "For your kindness, you are healed!" The Irishman, his leg healed, got up and danced a jig out the door of the pub.
Jesus touched the Italian on the back and said, "For your kindness, you are healed!" The Italian felt his back straighten up and he did a flip out the side door.
Jesus walked toward the redneck, and the redneck jumped back and shouted, "Don't touch me, I'm receiving disability!"