Jesus and a Carpenter at the Pearly Gates Joke

One Sunday Jesus was out for a stroll, walking near the pearly gates entrance into heaven, when he heard an old man's voice call from the other side of the gates.

"Hello? Hello?"

It was a busy day at the pearly gates, and Jesus could only hear the voice coming from a long line of people waiting for Saint Peter to grant them admission into Heaven.

Jesus replied, "Who is it?"

"Just a poor, old carpenter searching for his son," the old man replied.

Jesus' became joyful and he shouted out, "Joseph?"

The voice answered back, "Pinocchio?"

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