A Sick Priest and Two Attorneys Joke

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An old priest was on his deathbed. He sent a message for the two best lawyers in town to come to his home. When they arrived, they were shown upstairs to his bedroom. As they walked into the room, the old priest held out his hands and pointed for them to sit on each side of the bed. The priest took both their hands and held them, smiled and stared at the ceiling. For a bit, no one said anything. Both the attorneys were pleased that the old priest would ask them to be with him during his final moments.

They were also confused because the priest had never given any clue that he liked either one of them.

Finally, the first lawyer asked, "Father, why did you ask the two of us to visit?"

The old priest coughed a couple of times, then he quietly said, "Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I want to pass as well."

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