A Priest, A Holiday Catholic, and the Army of the Lord Joke

Image: Priest holding a bible
A man was exiting out of Saint Mary's on Christmas Day after Mass, and the priest was standing at the door as he always did to shake hands. He took the man's hand, and as he shook it, pulled him aside.

The Priest said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"

The man replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Father."

The priest questioned, "Why is it I only see you at Christmas and Easter?"

He answered back, "I'm in the secret service."

1 comment:

  1. Lots of people in the secret service, haha!

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