3 Dead Men and a Refrigerator Joke

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Three men die and all show up at Heavens pearly gates simultaneously. Saint Peter asks the first one how he died.  The man says, "I thought my wife was having an affair. I believed that every weekday on her lunch hour, she'd bring a man home to our 20th floor condominium. So today I was going to come home at lunch and catch them.  Well, I got there and busted in and immediately began searching for this man. My wife was half naked and yelling at me as I searched the entire place. But, I couldn't find him! Just as I was about to give up, I happened to look out onto the balcony and noticed that there was a man hanging off the edge by his fingertips! Well, I ran out there and stomped hard on his fingers until he fell to the ground. But, he landed in some bushes that broke his fall, and he didn't die. I was so angry, I went back inside to get the first thing I could get my hands on to throw at him.  And sure enough, the first thing I could grab was the refrigerator. I unplugged it, pushed it out onto the balcony and heaved it over the side. The refrigerator plummeted 20 stories and crushed him! The excitement of the moment was so intense that right after that I had a massive heart attack and died."

Saint Peter turned to the second man and says, "And how did you die?"

The man says, "I was out on the balcony of my 21st floor condo gazing out at the city when I lost my balance, and accidentally fell over the side! Luckily however, I was able to catch myself by my fingertips on the balcony directly below mine. When all of a sudden this wacko man comes running out of his condominium and starts yelling and stomping on my fingers! Of course I fell. I hit some trees and bushes on the way down which broke my fall. As I'm lying there face up on the ground, with some minor injuries, I see the man push his refrigerator, of all things, over the ledge and it falls directly on top of me and kills me!"

Saint Peter turns to the third man and says, "And how did you die?"

The man says, "OK, picture this.  I'm naked inside a refrigerator...

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