Jesus is watching you joke

Image: Parrot
A robber breaks into a home and hears a voice say, "Jesus is watching you."

Puzzled, he asks, "Who said that?"

Again, the voice repeats, "Jesus is watching you."

The robber turns around to see a parrot. He asks the parrot what his name is. The parrot replies, "."

The robber asks, "Who names a parrot 'Cornelius'?"

The parrot replies, "The same person who named that rottweiler behind you Jesus."

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