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God is watching
The kids were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. One of the nuns made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Please take only one apple. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large stack of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.