Two Parrots, A Priest, and Prostitutes
"That's so wrong!" remarked the priest. "I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my home, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that awful phrase, and your female parrots will learn to worship instead."
The very next day, the woman took her female parrots to the priest's home. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have a little fun?"
One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put the beads sown, our prayers have been answered!"