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Absolution and then some
Pat enters the confessional and tells the priest that he has committed adultery.
"Oh, no," said the priest, thinking of the most promiscuous women in town. "Was it with Mary Callahan?"
"Father, I'd rather not say who it was."
"Was it with Nancy Riley?"
"I'd rather not say," says Pat. So the priest gives him absolution and Pat leaves. While leaving the church, Pat's friend asks if he received absolution.
"Yes, and two very good leads!"